I long to be Dutch... something i will never achieve but i will try my best. There are very few things i genuinely hate in life, i like to focus on the positive aspect, give out positive vibes and generally just smile alot. I love cats, cuddles, cannabis, curry, candles and cheese...its just coinsidence that they all begin with C.
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Happy Easter super stoners!
As I started playing with my girlfriend’s pussy it was getting so wet…
“Dave you bastard” she shouted, “Stop squirting the water pistol at our fucking cat!”
A vending machine that sold already lit cigarettes for a penny. England, 1931.
story of my life